On Sept., 29 2009, comedian Josh McDermitt paid Salve Regina a humorous. Salve students attended the event, occupying the auditorium seats with excited faces, wondering what the funnyman has in store for them.

As soon as the appointed time arrived, McDermitt immediately delved into his comic routine, his face suddenly serious as he began to unleash a horde of funny dialogue that never failed to illicit a laugh.

This 2009 fall season the Salve Regina University Football Team will stagger the scoreboards on their way to a winning season in the New England Football Conference, led by Head Coach Chris Robertson.

Roberston begins his fourth year with the Seahawks ready to take their challenges head on.

This year, Salve Regina University welcomes a new chaplain, Father Kris von Maluski. Father Kris discussed his decision to become a priest and his plans for the future of Salve.

What made you come to Salve?

Sister Leona was my grammar school principle at Saint Peter and Saint Paul in Fall River.

English professor, Dr. Sally Goma, discussed living as a Muslim at the Mercy Center for Spiritual Life on Sept. 30, 2009.

Goma was born in Egypt and raised as a Sunni Muslim. She came to the United States in 1995 for her education. She said that because Egypt was a secular society in her youth, religion was not strictly enforced in her household.

Where have all the music videos gone? Where are the video jockeys? Simply, where is the music?

MTV is not the same without what originally made it great, the music. MTV is no longer “Music Television.”

To the audiences of MTV shows such as The Hills, Real World, and scripted dating shows such as Parental Control, music is only something that is heard in the background of scenes.