Self-Made Boy
Friday morning I left my house a girl. That wasn’t exactly the case an hour later when I returned home. I had short blond hair, thick eyebrows, a patchy beard and sideburns. I pulled in my driveway and was met by my roommate, who could barely walk or talk upon seeing me, and who remained hunched over and hysterically laughing even after I ran inside the house and closed the door.













